Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
two words: eviction party
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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