Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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