new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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