It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Terrible idea I love it
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
