Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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