East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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