dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We left the knife in your bed.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
How naked do you want me to be?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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