my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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