just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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