:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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