Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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