oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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