glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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