Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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