Dual....:-)
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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