We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You need a sexual gate keeper
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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