this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I enjoy the company of your penis
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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