pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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