we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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