That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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