So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
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