i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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