You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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