so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
You've changed since you got that strap on
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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