I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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