I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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