Well apparently he's into motor boating.
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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