I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
You're so nebulous sometimes
and i looked up. we had an audience...
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
