He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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