I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I want a musical about memes.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Randomize
