It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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