he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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