I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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