No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I don't think brook has ever known best
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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