ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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