Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
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