we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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