Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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