i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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