I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
COCAINE IS GR8
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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