what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Your topless pictures make me question reality
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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