We're like a lot better than the average bears
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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