do herpes really smell.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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