I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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