I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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