Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
worst night to have a conscience
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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