Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
No subtext here. People are naked.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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