One girl and one boy is just not enough.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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