You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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