At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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