At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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