It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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