...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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